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By Warwick Evans

Clarence:
It must have been a crushing loss of face for China - not being allowed to host the 2,000 Olympics.
Marmaduke:
Not at all. It's like water off a duck's back. They're already gearing up for a sweep of the medals.
Clarence:
Are they?
Marmaduke:
Oh sure, they're currently concentrating on several events.
Clarence:
Such as?
Marmaduke:
Well ... shooting, for instance. I mean, they've recently been staging single-pistol events in sports stadiums throughout the country.
Clarence:
And no hitches?
Marmaduke:
On the contrary. A friend of mine recently witnessed one of these events in Beijing.
Clarence:
And the meeting went off well?
Marmaduke:
Oh yes. According to him, the entire competition was executed very smoothly.

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