 by Vaughan Savidge
(music - Star Trek Theme)
- Kirk:
- Star date seven point one, one nine nine seven. The enterprise has been invited to
represent the Federation at the opening of a new Klingon landing base on cloud nine in the
third world of the Sino Galaxy. It is a routine mission ...
- Bones:
- For God's sake Captain, you've got to get down to sick bay straight away. There's a
rogue Legco broken loose.
- Scottie:
- I cannay hold her Captain. She's near to breekin' point. The yen is at 12,000 dollars.
- Kirk :
- Thank you Scottie. Everything's normal then.
- Spock:
- Captain. We are approaching Chek Lap Kok. I have the Klingon chief waiting on screen.
Will you speak to him Captain?
- Kirk:
- One moment Spock! Lieutenant Aurora. Would you mind just ... moving ... a little to the
left? (He is looking up her skirt) I don't remember giving
you permission to raise your hemline a quadra-centair?
- Aurora:
- It's not the only thing that's raised a quadra-centair!
- Kirk:
- Spock. Have you got Klingon landing permission?
- Spock:
- No captain. But I do have a crate of gold Rolexes and 200,000 US dollars.
- Kirk:
- That'll do. Put the Klingon on.
- Klingon:
- (speaks fake Mandarin) Way she der shim yeh etc. etc.
- Kirk:
- What's he saying Spock?
- Spock:
- He says "are we from the Olympic Committee?"
- Kirk:
- Blast him back into outer space Spock, back where he came from!
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