By Vaughan Savidge and Warwick Evans
Master: Settle down children, settle down. All right now,
I want to talk to you about...
(toddler's gurgling voice)
Purves! Take those electronic banking cards and put them back where you found them -
immediately!
(toddler gurgling)
I can't have boys bringing bundles of rubbish into the classroom. Now then, I wanted to
speak about...
(gurgle gurgle gurgle)
Christophe, Christophe. Leave Clinton's hair alone. There'll be plenty of time for that
sort of thing later.
(gurgle)
It doesn't need doing now. It can wait till break.
(gurgle gurgle)
I'm warning you Clinton. You may be a prefect, but you're pushing me too far boy.
Karadzic! Leave his hair alone! You're the last person to give advice on hair styling. And
Cradock! Stop hitting Thatcher on the head.
(violent gurgle)
Now look what you've done, Cradock! You've cracked her beehive and split her
ends.
