By Vaughan Savidge
Master: Settle down. Settle down. Now, several boys have
asked me for careers advice over the past few weeks, and today
(toddlers' gurgling and giggling noises)
Galsworthy! Galsworthy! What are you and Guo-feng whispering about now. I'm sick to
death with you two boys closeting yourselves away in a corner of the classroom and
jabbering away throughout the lesson.
(toddlers' gurgling noises)
Guo-feng. If you don't stop throwing paper aeroplanes at Galsworthy
(toddlers' gurgling noises)
What do you mean he's trying to spend your pocket money before you get it?
(gurgling noises)
That's enough, both of you.
(gurgle)
Interestingly enough, I want to tell you today how to earn a lot of money once you
leave school.
(gurgle gurgle)
Guo-feng! What do you mean you already know the answer - have a relative in a high
place. What are you talking about boy? No no no. There's a much simpler way. Join an
airport construction project and get them to fire you, boy!.
