Marty Feldman Mainly remembered for his role in Young Frankenstein, Marty Feldman at one time tested the very frontiers of British television comedy. His amazing eyes, though comical in appearance, were symptomatic of an unfortunate medical condition. His very own TV show, the Marty Feldman Comedy Machine is a mere memory, since no copies now survive.
		Dermot Morgan One of TV's best-loved comedy stars, Irishman Dermot Morgan became a television star playing the vain and feckless Father Ted Crilly in the hit Channel 4 show Father Ted, a priest who dreamed of the sybaritic life in Las Vegas and stole money his parishioners raised to visit Lourdes. Morgan has been described as one of the greatest entertainers Ireland ever produced.
		Lucille Ball Doubtless the most loved TV comedienne of all time, Lucille Ball became an American icon with her characterization of the scatterbrained sitcom wife, Lucy Ricardo, on I Love Lucy. With her real-life husband Desi Arnaz playing her perpetually suffering straight man hubby, bandleader Ricky Ricardo, Lucy wormed her way into everyone's mind and affections with her wacky, screwball wit and outrageous antics.
		Charles Hawtrey Thin, dark-haired, British comic character star with dry, plaintive tones. He moved from what seemed a lifetime of skinny, snooty, trouble-making schoolboys in the late 1950s to become a regular member of the 'Carry On' films for 15 years. Hawtrey's characters in these films were vaguely camp and campily vague. The running gag about him being tortured in Carry On Henry is the best thing in the film.
		Don't Lose Your Fig Leaf! There can be nothing more undignified than losing your fig leaf on special occasions (such as your birthday), leaving you standing there in nothing but your birthday suit. But these things sometimes happen, and when they do the only thing to do is grin and bare it - I mean bear it! Choose this one for your card as an attention grabber. It's guaranteed to raise a giggle or two.
		This Guy Looks Upset Maybe one of your friends has an attitude like this? Or perhaps YOU do! Either way, there are times when you need to strike a pose to get what you want. Show the world you mean business! Show them who's boss! Choose this pic for your card and email it off right away to establish yourself as a force to be reckoned with. Go on! Frighten the living wits out of them!
		And Here is the Moose How ridiculous! But what Christmas card would be complete without a reindeer - or failing that, a moose? Okay, so now there's a moose in the hoose. We have no idea why this one is wearing the uniform of the Canadian mounted police. It's no good asking the moose, and in any case some things are best left unanswered. Don't let this spoil your Christmas! Just select this one and email it off right away!
		This Way For Santa Who? Well, there's usually a Claus somewhere to cover any eventuality - except perhaps getting lost on the way to the North Pole. If you ever have to stop and ask directions from the nearest penguin, then you're in deep trouble. What is a penguin doing near the NORTH pole anyway? It ain't right, it ain't. Send this to somebody you love to let them know you're not going to stand any more nonsense

 

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Love, Snookums Best Wishes, Fred Me!   STEP #6: Pick a Song! Please make a selection or skip this step for no music. No Music Selected Happy Birthday Addams Family Alexander's Ragtime Band American Pie Baby Face British National Anthem Deer Hunter Theme Ebb Tide Flight of the Bumble Bee Fly By French National Anthem Hello Dolly James Bond Theme Ja Da Little Mermaid Theme March of the Wooden Soldiers Monty Python Theme Muppet Show Theme Philippines National Anthem Putting on the Ritz Rhapsody in Blue Saints Go Marching In San Francisco Singing in the Rain Soviet Union National Anthem Star Dust Teddy Bears' Picnic Three Little Maids Are We Turkish Rondo Vilia   STEP #7: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START-OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.